This Awkward Life

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Excerpts From My Diary, Age 11

“Comedy Skit

Lady: I have a bad back, so I go to a doctor. He says to me ‘You have a bad back.’ I says ‘You idiot, I know that!’ So I go to another docotor, he says to me ‘You have a sprained ankle’ I says ‘You idiot, my back hurts!’ So I go to another doctor and he says ‘You have an apendisidus’ I says ‘You idiot!!’ and walk out. So I go to another doctor and he says ‘You have dopalee dee.’ And I says ‘You idiot, now I have a hernia!’

4/14/01

I saw camels, I also saw people smoking pot.”

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